I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."
Iam "..........."
Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."
Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."
Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
Iam "..........."
Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."
Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."
Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Mud Monstermug. *Watches horror movie*
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"
by bobbygivemebackmyfivedollars April 22, 2020
Get the Monstermug. an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
Get the monster energymug. by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023
Get the seat monstermug. The critics proceeded to monster the director's latest film, highlighting every flaw and expressing their disdain for the storyline.
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
Get the monstermug. example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.
by MomtanaMattw/8+ January 28, 2021
Get the Cunt Monstermug. Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.
by BobbyShazamm May 9, 2015
Get the Monster Muddinmug.