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Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022
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mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.
Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.
by moosesoup September 14, 2021
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Mike Tyson

Larry Holmes pushed his luck when he fought Mike Tyson
by stock user November 9, 2021
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Mike

Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less
Mike is a true person
by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
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Mikelis

Mikelis is hot asf, dude has a massive penis. He is loving, and charming, brown hair, green eyes, the perfect man! He is basically a god, no no no, I am wrong, HE IS A GOD! Fucking beast in everything, especially in bed, this man destroys everything in his way, not a single cervix will stop this man. His bff Victor is hot asf too btw. MARRY BOTH OF EM.
Yo is that Mikelis?
Yeah, the hottest man in the world.
by Danskletisk December 9, 2021
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Miked Up

Means when a wired microphone is hidden on you so people aka a cop can listen to your conversations.
I was gonna confess to her, but then I realised she was miked up.
by poppy2212 February 18, 2020
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