The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

Mike Macklin

Mike formally know as Sam macklin's part contact.

" Hi Mike Macklin speaking. , Hi Mike Macklin, Its Sam macklin here. Can you help with this part? No fuckin talk to Corey "

by Kroc west July 31, 2025

Mike

The most buns human being alive

Mike your buns

by John Jeremy January 17, 2021

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

mike khai elle

The real way to pronounce Michael

Bob: Michael, can you pass me the ketchup
Micheal: it's MIKE KHAI ELLE!!!

by mike khai Elle December 19, 2013

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage June 7, 2011

Mike you little Tigger

Known as the ultimate warrior and idiot of Arab Squad, loves Fortnite and Soccer but he also loves picking his nose
Jesus first always

Mike you little tigger You’re a dickhead fam

by CodTime? March 25, 2022