Mike

To fail or make a mistake while doing something

I "miked it"

by Kiweed March 28, 2023

mike dally

Urban ball cruncher with much fro

I mike dally my way to the skate scene

by Qdiesachs June 12, 2023

Mike Sabin

The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.

Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy

by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018

Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.

fuck my life here comes the mike quilter

by johndeereo October 14, 2011

Mike

Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?

...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike Tyson

The act of tongue punching your partners fart box then biting on their clit until orgasm.

"Bro last night I Mike Tysoned Brit last night so hard that her clit bled!"

by Lord Memeitch October 12, 2020