Mark ash

Marks are weird but mark ash is a little fucker that loves dick in the butt al day every day!,

Jeff: Dude who's that new mark ash?
Adrian: Mark ash is a little fucker who loves dick!

by Marksbitch43 July 16, 2016

Mark Vilkin

The sexiest mother fucking creature on planet earth. Every woman in the god dam world would be lucky to have his micro penis.

i want mark vilkin in me

by vilkdaddy October 20, 2018

Mark Noble

A sexy young rugby player famous in the Glasgow area of Scotland with no visible neck.

Gets pussy on the daily with his potent rugby skills.
Has biceps the size of watermelons and can do 500 one-ups in a minute.

DAMN homie, that nigga strong like that Mark Noble brotha

by mynameisjeff42069 May 14, 2018

Mark Higginsing

Pulling a Mark Higgins or Mark Higginsing hitting yourself in a treehouse and using someone else's trousers to wipe.

"I can't believe he would pull a Mark Higgins!"
"There he goes again, Mark Higginsing at all the sleepovers he attends."

by rogeliodelavega March 31, 2022

Mark fets

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.

No one wants to be a Mark fets

by Mark fets April 21, 2019

Mark

Mark’s name stands for the Mark in a Mark ass bitch. He’s the kind of dude that tries too hard to be funny. Very obnoxious. Loud. He’s kind of like a minor inconvenience that really pisses you off. Like when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal to then find out there’s no milk. Like taking a dump in a public stall and realizing there’s no toilet paper so you have to waddle over to the next stall. Like losing signal during phone sex. Like ripping a trash bag thousands of steps before you even get to the trash bin outside. Like stubbing your toe against the wall or stepping on a lego. Like realizing that flash whilst driving wasn’t lightning but it was the traffic camera snapping you take that red light. You know, the usual thorn on your side.

Mark’s the type of dude that says “can I get a hug?”

by Joemama818 November 23, 2021

Mark H.

Internet poet. Found on TikTok @markmywords12.

“Yo did you see Mark H.’s new poem? That shit was hard asf!”

by defnotmarkh August 4, 2024