Thomas Markle

A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.

A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.

Thank God my dad is nothing like Thomas Markle!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

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Markiplite

A loyal fan of popular YouTube "Let's Play"-er Markiplier, who currently posts videos under the name "markiplierGAME"

"You seen people's reactions to 'Amnesia' on YouTube? Funny stuff, dude."
"Hell yeah! Pewdiepie is the best! Bro-fist!"
"Nah man, I'm a Markiplite."

by SumMeUp November 21, 2012

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markkxam

silly fat wanker with four eyes but with a pretty girlfriend i'll give u that

"oh no, markkxam!"

by ketafakatahir November 29, 2021

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Markled

Verb: To be used. Victim of a parasite. To have ones reputation ruined by being Markled. To have everything turn to shit once affiliated with them. To he controlled.

I went to a charity event with her and we struck a deal. She controlled every detail. Once she got her 15 minutes she ghosted me. I was well and truly "Markled"

by Deranger March 17, 2023

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A prison where the students get tortured and abused. They are locked in there with deadly karens, and nonces. Also where every single staff have sharp rat features and saggy bellies. Staff to work at DMA clean the floors by licking them , rubes coffee over themselves instead of showering and have repeated nightmares of peppa pig being a drug addict.

If you don’t watch your mouth son i’ll send you to Downham Market Academy

by rattyscratty November 6, 2020

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marklar

The word marklar stems from an alien race named the Marklars, which appeared in an episode of the animated series South Park. The Marklars use the word marklar as a generic word, similar to a pronoun, that can refer with specificity to any thing, place, person, idea, concept, or otherwise represent the meaning of any noun, including proper nouns.

Marklar: "You see, young marklar. Those marklars don't care about marklar marklar. They just want to take your marklar and marklar their own marklar. The only marklar for this is to marklar."

by S k u n k April 20, 2006

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