Cunt Light

Sometimes you just feel like a cunt light. Specifically when thinking about a man named Ryan. Something you should not go back to ever.

Man I could really use a cunt light right now.

by bigballaAP November 29, 2021

Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

blue-light

One of the "Select" Bx12 buses that run from the corner of Edson Ave. and Bartow Ave. in the Bronx in New York, to the corner of 207th St. and Broadway in Manhattan, New York. The buses are run on an experimental basis to relieve overcrowding on this much-used run: one must insert a Metrocard into a special machine at key stops along the bus route in order to get a paper receipt, then board the bus from the REAR. After several minutes the bus driver will collect the paper receipts. Named for the blue lights that flash at the top, showing that the buses are the "Select" route.

I love to see that blue-light come along---it's a colorful addition to the road!

by pentozali August 6, 2009

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024