King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

burger king

A low priced fast food restaurant where one goes after 10 consecutive days of constipation in order to achieve an enema like effect with minimal damage!

I lost 10 pounds from using the shitter so much after eating burger king for supper!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Tripp King

a fella good in bed,and at makein dat paper. He Booker for short. his initals are triple B, B.B.B.
-he da man so he da Tripp King fa show

ay yo therr go da Tripp King he da man

by Brian B. March 10, 2005

King William

A small county in Virginia full of rednecks, potheads and drunks. and alot of wangsters and wannabe gangsters. This is typically unsual and full of boringness, unless someone dies or there is some new drama. If you go to King William prepare for a lifetime of craziness and weed.

YOU! King william is so gaannnggstaaa mayne. Eyy you , yeah you kid, gett outta hur! no one likes a niqua.! ...D*** Redneck!!!!!!

by LExREx November 16, 2011

King Bob

Man of the ladies and the Men and lasts as long as the letters in his name

King Bob lasts the 7 mins of heaven he needs to

by RAMigo April 22, 2022

King Salami

The one with THE BIGGEST COCK, The KING of the wang!

That dude from the Old School is the King Salami.

by stingraytat2 November 27, 2009

Says The King

A way of pardoning one's self immediately after a loud belch.

This particular use of (or lack of ) manners may be frowned upon by older generations or the elderly, however, some may see the funny side to it.

This phrase is apparently coined in an episode of Family Guy as a way of asserting dominance through flatulence ... but ... it WILL catch on.

Me: "BURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!"

*peopple stare in awe and disgust*

Me: " .... Says The King! .... give it time, it'll catch on"

by RyRy28 September 16, 2011