french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 02, 2014

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Break a French

When you need to give true facts and have a frank discussion with someone without sugarcoating it in order to make this person understand your point.

She can't get it even when I break a French to her. I give up.

She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.

by MadeinFrench January 25, 2017

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french frog

A thot so slutty and slimy she looks like a frog covered in m&m sauce.

Brittany is a French frog 🐸

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French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

by Dante7777 July 04, 2013

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