Douche Haven

A place where douches live.

Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven

by Douchehaven November 17, 2016

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009

douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.

Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.

by gmastamort March 24, 2009

douche bag

Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!

by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011

Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s

Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.

by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019

Douche-Stripe

A hairstyle which features one strip of hair, of any length, in the middle of the head, with other parts being shorter or shaved. Formerly called a mohawk, and worn by Native Americans and punk rock fans, the hairstyle has been taken over by fraternity douchebags and clueless rednecks. The douche-stripe seems to be the modern equivalent of a mullet.

Look at that guy in the pink shit with the collar popped - he's rockin a douche-stripe!

by douchespotter August 4, 2010

twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!

girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!

by SecretGarden May 12, 2010