Person 1: Man, this girl on twitch I just donated my college fund on her and she noticed me!
Person 2: You're a clown you know that right? You wouldn't even notice me saying hi to you.
Person 2: You're a clown you know that right? You wouldn't even notice me saying hi to you.
by hellwar69420 October 9, 2021
Get the clownmug. by Heeseung's gf November 21, 2021
Get the Clownmug. Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.
Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!
Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!
by arkumheartless December 22, 2012
Get the Bounce The Clownmug. An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
Get the Ass Clownmug. 
When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.
by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025
Get the Honking Clown Nosesmug. by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022
Get the Clown Fuck Aroundmug.