Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

by Sonofabean May 30, 2014

Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 29, 2017

boner nut

when this <==3 is a boner and gets shoved into this (_o_)

billy: i nutted but i had a boner!
jimmy: you boner nutted! congrats!

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

boner pilot

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012