punch the bear

punch the bear refers to something that is going to be awesome, or is already awesome. The opposite of jumping the shark

If Jim hooked up with that girl, he would punch the bear so hard

by adam g johnson July 6, 2008

bear off

When 2 guys get naked and wrestle. The first one to get penetrated losses. This is how one becomes the alpha bear

Jim and Todd had a bear off the other night! Poor Jim lost.

by Scarlett Carey July 20, 2014

builder bear

An extremely attractive bear, in which you would like to have intercourse with. By the way builder bear is black

Girl 1: Wow look at that bear i would love to have intercourse with.
Girl 2: Oh, thats just a builder bear.

by Builder bear enthuseist July 15, 2015

Black bears

Scary ass bears

Maaaaan you see dem big ass black bears n shit? Yo mans n them saying they be chillin in the cut ...I said no suh I fidna get strapped up with that black baton piece n case they wanna catch that smoke don’t sleep on dem bears tho son lol

by saaavage January 2, 2020

Papa Bear

The fattest baby with the cutest liddo foot.

WHO TF GAVE PAPA BEAR A PINK WIG! NICKI GON WHOOP US @(UEJDYRH(#*#)@DH

by NipTuckCSAM December 6, 2020

glam bear

A homosexual male who fits into the "bear" category yet is also concerned with fashion and appearance. May have an affinity for cosmetics.

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"Because I am a large hairy gay male who also enjoys looking pretty I am a glam bear."

by jtjgvle October 4, 2013

Party Bear

A person of large stature with copious amounts of body hair, especially facial body hair who organises gatherings for other bears to meet and get to know each othher with sexual intimacy involving the legs and feet in particular .

" who organised this great soiree ? That big guy beardy over there with the giant blue penis, hes thev party bear "

by Cheap ass hoe December 3, 2018