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Asshole

An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018
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Are you thinking "WHAT I AM THINKING"
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Tender loving care to "ANY ASSH0OLE"
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by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022
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Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024
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Asshole

by anonymous October 9, 2020
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Snow asshole

When you get attacked 3 or more times, by the same player, in Warzone on TopWar
This dude hit me 3 times in Warzone! He is a snow asshole!
by Midget_Kinks March 11, 2021
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Asshole

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by karmapunk2000 January 15, 2019
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Asshole

someone who’s an asshole
Wow, Terry Roark sure is an asshole!
by Mia Lover January 13, 2024
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