fog dog

The act of putting your penis between your legs and dancing around.

Anthony likes Silence of the Lambs so much, he often fog dogs to Cyndi Lauper songs.

by The coffee guy July 27, 2017

top dogging

The act of having a person lying face down and then mounting for typical anal incertion. Then canoeing your penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion while never actually inverting into to butt hole.

Chuck smiled as Bruce was top dogging him in front of the Dream Team. Top dogging is the sexual act of canoeing you penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion.

by Young Bruce Wayne June 11, 2018

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

hit the dog

A term used in rugby league (footy) where one player smashes the opposition (the dog).

Callum: "Oska hit the dog!"
Oska: "BOOV!"

by bigggcalll May 15, 2018

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

frog dogging

when a dog lays on its stomach with its legs stretched out behind it.

A similar word, that is only used for corgis would be "Sploot" or "splooting"

Oh wow, Rocky is frog dogging again. Too bad he's not a corgi so I could tag the picture with "splooting"

by KinqLee June 6, 2017

Dog Slut

A male or female that sleeps around with dogs, and uses the term "My dog sleeps with me in my bed".

Stop being a dog slut dale

by Wanker Stroke March 1, 2017