If you have a friend called William and they say anything, say 'So facts William' and watch him cry
'Hey guys, my mum died' -> 'So Facts William!!'
'Hey guys, my mum died' -> 'So Facts William!!'
by Roberto's Facts May 4, 2023

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021

by LameBlain November 22, 2021

he's so sweet and romantic. one of the best things about him is his laugh and how he's such a gentleman. he's the type of boyfriend to open doors for you, surprise you with flowers, and give you lots of love. how do i know this? BECAUSE IM DATING A WILLIAM. he'd walk into a room and immediatley make EVERYONE fall in love with him by his kindness and respect.
by fart princess June 5, 2022

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by Chalklol January 24, 2023

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014
