wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

by gjwaldie November 10, 2006

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018

wet hotdog

A pick up line you use when you have no other option

Damn guuuuurrrrrrlllllllll you look so fine you like a wet hotdog.

by Big dick daddy lover January 15, 2017

Wet 88

Fuck you josh, Alan, Blake, Haden

Eat ass buck foys use a wet 88

by Lonely winner November 27, 2019

wet twenty

an overly generous tip left simply because you think someone is extremely awesome or sexy

Forget the service, he's getting a wet twenty just for his hot ass.

by Lucky Maria December 18, 2013

Wet burp

In space, an astronaut's stomach acid floats around in his stomach, so when they belch, a tiny bit of vomit will also come out, thus creating a wet burp.

Astronaut's spin around in space while burping to force the stomach acid down to prevent wet burps.

by sad_pizza September 26, 2018

Wet meme

When you dream about memes and get a little wet.

Omg, Becky I just had a wet meme last night.

by CheeseburgerHelper May 27, 2016