The way I turned it on

Pre-emptive programming? This isn't a thing I'm actively doing it's a think I did 10 years ago...

Hym "So I can't turn it off the way I turned it on. Right? I can't do Post-Hoc Pre-Emptive programming. That would be paradoxical! It's ridiculous. Why would I make it in such a way that would allow me to turn it off without me receiving the thing for which I'm turning it on? I can't. It doesn't. If you can't and you need me to do it, then I need the thing I'm saying I need."

by Hym Iam October 26, 2025

Non-sexual turn on

A non-sexual turn on means that you like something that isn't sex appealing. It could be because of how controlling they look, sound, or are behaving and vice versa.

These are examples of a non-sexual turn on "I like it when my boyfriend drives."

"I like it when my girlfriend praises me."

"I like it when my partner kisses my hand."

by oldermenlover November 21, 2025

My Girlfriends just turn blue

My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.

Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.

Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv

Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,

Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.

Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.

Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by Ⲕ𝚎րրῑ𝚎 ῑ𝑠 իₐ𝒘ｔ's parents December 26, 2022

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers

a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Twist, Turn, Spin

These are the fundamentals to solving a rigid cube.

Hey bro, I just need one more twist, turn, spin to solve this.

by Rubix Master October 26, 2020