The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Turked

To be high as a kite. Past tense of to Turk, which means to smoke weed. Turkey is slang for weed in some Midwestern States.

I was really fucking turked last night, I couldn't even tie my own shoes.

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009

Turke

An unpatriotic person who proritizes personal gain ahead of their own country and people. Otherwise known as a cockroach.

That politician is a turke

by NSLAGF July 9, 2016

Turked

To become the subject of a malicious prosecution and be charged with an outrageous criminal sentence. A criminal charge that is perpetuated a corrupted person with political connections, a government official or a government system.

My friend went to prison because of some connected A hole. He got totally turked

by AmericanAF May 27, 2020

Talking turkeys

Language used for homeboys from Bramford Ipswich UK, has different words wich are somehow related to the real word
like a secret code for words.

We need to be talking turkeys so these james mays dont understand us!

by James Gibson67102 March 27, 2007

Topsey Turvey

This is a sex position where the woman puts her les behind her head and the man fucks her either up the ass of where ever.

Man 1: "I had her in a Topsey Turvey last night."
Man 2: "Sweet!"

by MCKitten September 9, 2007

Turked

To be turked, robbed, led on to believe that something great is going to happen and then wakeing up the next morning to find a pool cue sticking out of your arse.

...youvvveeee beeeeeen turked! ...I'm gonna turk that mother fucker right up biatch...

by Mr Turkeyballs April 17, 2007