Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past

"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"

by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 11, 2020

sack toast

When a man’s fart rolls to the front, washing hot methane up against his ball sack making them feel warm and toasty.

I kept my balls at the bus stop by making sack toast until the bus showed.

by Meaty McMeatboxer March 24, 2020

philadelphia toast

Regional name in the greater Philadelphia area for bagels

I want some Philadelphia toast with cream cheese

by Illy Philly June 9, 2020

Cum Toaster

When you cum inside a girl and then the cum comes outside through the vagina and it resembles the motion of the bread in a toaster.

Abdul: "Yo, yesterday me and this cute chick fucked and I finished with the Cum Toaster!"
Harry: "The Cum Toaster? I thought that technique was forbidden!?"

by quantinium September 4, 2020

Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

Lesbian Toast

What began as a misunderstood word, has now lead to the rights for one woman toast to love another woman toast.

Girl:What are you doing?
Other girl:Nothing just reading a cute story about Lesbian Toast. :3

by winchesterboi November 12, 2020