twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

Biloxi Dumpster waffle

When you take the waitress from the waffle house in biloxi out back to give her a hard pounding over the truck of your 1986 Buick grand national while smoking crystal meth and the tag light illuminates her coochie that resembles a dirty waffle.

Man I went to the waffle house and the waitress gave me the house special a "biloxi dumpster waffle".

by Coalroller001 November 13, 2025

Waffles

A dog that loves lsd. Has security cameras for eyes. Reincarnation of Jerry Garcia. Best mom ever. Does not like car rides

Waffles had a baby and it’s wang popped off!

by Joelsmom January 13, 2023

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

burping waffle

Blowing into a vagina and the immediate reciprocating air is pushed back into your mouth.

I was with my girlfriend and as I was licking her labia, she gave me a burping waffle .

by Burping Waffle January 31, 2018

Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.

I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.

by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021

Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.

You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.

by livefleaordye September 23, 2020