Car buddy

Someone who came be alone with they’re thoughts and when they get in car they automatically have to call someone to talk

*phone rings* you must need a car buddy that’s why you called me, yep

by Herk87 July 17, 2023

Buddy

Not your buddy

Guy: I'm not your buddy

Friend: gasp*

by Knowledge Speaks August 15, 2025

buddy

family friendly slang / codeword for 'retard'

Look at that buddy over there, all happy and such...

by BuddyBaller March 18, 2025

Panda buddy

Panda buddy is the most amazing thing that can happen to you it makes u have a bestfriend till the day u die

K&j 1.22.16

Panda buddy for life

by Gbking June 27, 2016

fact buddy

Anyone that shares useless knowledge with you. Or, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when you feed them a nugget of knowledge. There is a mutual appreciation for often umprompted, sometimes very advanced intellectual subject matter. Sometimes exchanges are casual where one person may correct another. If the person is genuinely appreciative for the correction and having learned something, they are fact buddy material.

“Hey Bec, i just learned the Tesla induction engine is actually gonna be modified and more all about a permanent magnetic wheel. I know you aren’t into cars, but you’re into facts, and we haven’t fact buddied since college dorm life.”

“Hey Jan I was studying for my nursing exam and i can’t believe I didn’t know that diabetes counts as a disability. Like blindness, paralysis, etc. It’s crazy!”
“Since you work for the state can you tell me about it? What does that mean? Thanks fact buddy!”

“Fyi Starbucks double points this am what do you want. Also, joe is gonna be sick and management is on a roll, so you want me to pick you up a drink?”
“You’re a legit fact buddy.”

by Contriveme July 4, 2018

bitter buddies

when you and a friend are bitter about the same thing and can commiserate together

Angela and I both didn't get a raise at work, we're bitter buddies about it.

by sillynillysos November 8, 2017

clock buddy

what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class

" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"

by ninjaghost319 December 24, 2015