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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018
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Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.
Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.
by zuulybully July 18, 2018
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texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.
earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
by diggymac July 18, 2018
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Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
by Zeccede July 25, 2018
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Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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Texas Neckbrace

When you're in the middle of 69ing and you suddenly and violently straddle your partners head with your legs, plant your butt on their face and sing Roger Miller's country classic "You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"
I was feeling a little frisky last night so I took the ol' gal to Longhorn Steakhouse and then gave her a Texas Neckbrace after
by Marty McFarty October 11, 2018
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Texas Sticky Boot

When one person takes another persons sock, and ejaculates inside of it, and rolls it back up, and places it back in the drawer for said person to unknowingly find.
Brandon gave Chad the old Texas Sticky Boot.
by ButcherMan1990 October 18, 2018
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