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Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
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tea

mmmmmmmmmm.....TEA
by llolloll February 4, 2020
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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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tea & crumpets

oh those tea & crumpets look nice
by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
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Green Tea Addict

A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
Green Tea Addict is getting defensive again....
by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018
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Cold Tea Day

A day where you are so busy that you let your tea go cold without realising.
It was a cold tea day.
by Tea_Lady April 8, 2025
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Tea bucket man

It means you are bitch who has no friends and you sell at every thing you do because you like cock and not the roster kind I mean that big juicy fat cock and balls and you just suck as a person
by Yourmom69 June 30, 2022
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