Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.
oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!
by BigBiddie October 01, 2017
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Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013
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Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.
She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.
by Vaixl June 25, 2018
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twat trot

When a slut has sex with a different person In different locations, every couple hours. They wake up and have sex with one guy, a couple hours later another person in a different location, then a different guy at a different time and so on. Trotting their twat around town.
Dang Tina is on a twat trot today!
by DixinDown February 29, 2016
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Twat-swatted

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
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Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021
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twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.
Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.
by jarhead9 January 17, 2010
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