twat-water

Vagina Juice

Her pussy excreted twat-water when it was massaged

by giffiend October 16, 2014

Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with their idiot advice usually with a flappy slappy vagina face

Elon Musk is a twat because he shilled the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. He had no concept of mining. Of course Bitcoin is bad for the environment. So are datacenters. And then he had to shill the shit out of Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now with everyone using Signal? Get it together man, you fucking twat

by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

Twat Yachting

Sailing the vast oceans of wet pussy.

Tonight I'm gonna hit the club and do some twat Yachting on these hoes.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

Corey is a speeky twat

Corey likes to touch himself in a elderly home.

Corey is a speeky twat cumed over the old men

by Big balls McGhee March 2, 2017

Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 16, 2018