techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

Twat

A twat is someone who is annoying and just not liked and can go fuck the self’s bc there just big twat

Rosy Alex is a right twat and that ginger cunt can go fuck her self

by Kidboigay111 November 23, 2020

Twat-Trinket

The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.

Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"

Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"

by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023

twat peddler

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.

That dick just twat that boys cant code

by danmux November 1, 2017

Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025