Po-ta-toes

potatoes, but better. Samwise Gamgee makes them especially well.

Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

by YumYumRamen May 21, 2019

The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019

Concrete Toe

Concrete Toe is a rare form of martial art where the user violently shoves their toes against hard surfaces, almost breaking them until they turn gray and become as strong as concrete.

Change trained for years on how to master concrete toe and he's finally done it.
Bob smacked me with his concrete toe and busted eight of my ribs.

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019

Concrete Toe

Concrete Toe is a rare form of martial art where the user violently shoves there toes against hard surfaces, almost breaking them until they turn gray and become as strong as concrete.

Change trained for years on how to master concrete toe and he's finally done it.
Bob smacked me with his concrete toe and busted eight of my ribs.

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019

Toe

A response; used in replacement of oof or mood. Also appropriate in response to something extraordinary/ridiculous/extreme/unbelievable.
Pronunciation:tooooooooooooooe (like a surfer)

Person A: I dropped my hydro-flask on my desk first period. Everyone laughed at me!
Person B: toe

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Person A: oh my god Cameron Boyce is dead

Person B: Toe!

by Origin&Story August 2, 2019

toe virgin

Never had their toes sucked

I heard he’s never had his toes sucked he’s such a toe virgin!!

by G-inger August 6, 2019

Toe ring

Toe rings and the money will be home in bed and the second round came in a new high profile and the money will get to your left hand it over the phone and i'm still waiting.

Toe rings lick cats

by Fishermen August 27, 2019