texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

tea

In generally chavvy parts of England, some people refer to dinner as tea.

'When's tea?'
'When it's fucking done.'

by yodels loudly December 4, 2016

tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017

Tea

Finest piece of hot girl ever. You will not meet a more awesome and sexy girl EVER. Normally has blonde hair and brown eyes. She reminds you of a warm cup of tea that always gets your energy going.

Shiiit my girl is a warm cup of tea that I want to cuddle all up with.

by Lilteacup12345 January 3, 2017

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015