Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces

"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"

by BluSuşi March 9, 2021

straight trippin

marquita, alejandro, jeff and anna

(see "ungrateful bastards")

americanator: you're straight trippin!!
not so legal immigrant: no, senorita. i am marquita.
americanator: exactly.

by hooked on ebonics December 1, 2009

Super Straight

Super Straight is someone that is only attracted to the opposite sex that is Born as that sex.

Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.

by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"

"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"

by ArtFree1488 March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.

by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

super straight

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.

Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man

by thiskindagaytbhbutaight April 2, 2021

Straight sack

1)The exact opposite of a Queerag bag(See Queerag bag).Often used in context with a straight male who does NOT exibit homosexual activity.
2)A straight man's scrotum.

1)A Straight sack is everything NOT found in a Queerag bag.
2)Hugh Hefner has a Straight sack.

by That dude from that place you went to like a really long time ago January 2, 2009