Shower Shitter

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting

John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit

by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023

shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018

Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.

oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out

by Applepippin July 7, 2023

Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.

Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.

by Raccoon9274 September 17, 2023

Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.

Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.

by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019

Shower

The word “shower” comes from “show her” an action where a girl sits inside a class box naked and gets sprayed by water in a strip club.

Being inside a space getting sprayed by water is what a normal person would call a shower.

by Antioxidanti March 14, 2019