sick puppy

an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"

person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"

by some guy who loves lemon demon February 7, 2023

Socialized Puppet

Someone who's actions are driven to gain status to boost their ego, in which they will do anything to be accepted by others and once they have that acceptance it makes them feel arrogant.

A socialized puppet may go as far as dressing up like a teletubby with a dildo on and then fucking a farm animal with the dildo to get 50,000 likes on social media. A socialized puppet may accept getting abortions if it's socially accepted, but then reject abortion if getting an abortion hurts her social status. Socialized puppets don't have any empathy and use people to gain social status to boost their narcissism and will do anything to follow what's trending, while they should do all the right things and for the right reasons with being thankful for any opportunity and do what they can.

by person3597 February 11, 2023

Fox Pupper

A term for a cute smol fox pup

"Aww that lil fox pupper is cute!"

by RisingMoon12 March 21, 2023

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

Perception puppy

Someone who lives inside a bubble of privilege. They've never faced any type of cultural push back because they fit perfectly into society's norms. They typically don't ever think for themselves and just go along with popular opinion because popular opinion always benefits them.

Wow! "Lauren" and "Luke" are each such a perception puppy; they never understand the corruption around them because it never negatively impacts their day to day.

by Arkantose April 11, 2023

Jawless Puppy

hot. smash.

Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs

Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"

by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023

Media Puppet

Anyone who believes everything they hear negative or positive on social media , news or talk shows about a particular person. They rely on how the masses feel about a certain person to decide if they are likable.

The tonight shows monologe was ripping on " John Doe" tonight and everyone cheered. Must be a croud of Media Puppets!

by shucky April 24, 2023