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pizza mouth

Unquenchable thirst caused by eating large amounts of carbohydrates (usually pizza or pasta) further complicated by the inability to consume enough water to quench one's thirst due to already being full of said food.
I have such a bad case of pizza mouth; my stomach can't hold enough water to quench my thirst after eating an entire pizza.
by Infinitecypher July 8, 2018
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Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.
by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016
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Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful
#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/
by SonoControl October 2, 2013
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Pisagna Pizza

(Pisagna pronounced (pi-zaan-yuh) The base is a layer of your choice of ground meat sautéd with minced onion plus spices fold in marinara sauce. Then a layer of ricotta. Then a blend of mozzarella and parmesan. Bake until melted. Top off with fresh tomato slices, fresh parsley, and fresh basil.
Brian asked Greg, “Do you want a pisagna Pizza?” Greg said, “Heck yeah!”
by Amelia.Summers January 24, 2025
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Pizza

The thing that Americans think the made and the thing that a new yorker can argue with you for 5 hours about
italian: Amico la pizza è italiana perché continui a dire che non lo è?

New Yorkers/Americans: Shut the actual heck up
by Learn to play kid June 9, 2021
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Pizza Pie

Essentially a hoe. it's basically a double sliced pizza pie so you could come back to it if you put it down for an "hour"
This hoe really a pizza pie. She gets RAN thru
by V0808 January 26, 2021
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pizza cloud

Pizza Cloud

The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?

He-lo…?

Anyone there…?

Diana?

- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
by Stivchik November 4, 2018
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