Your Phone Is Gooning

when you phon so fucked up with virus its even showing porn vids overlay on the screen on full volume + u cant turn it off along with the fact that your phone is steaming.

person 1:ayo bro we gon game?

person 2:yeah let me grab the phone- WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!?!?

person 1:... HOW ARE YOU SO AIRHEADED TO SEARCH minecraft free 2019 no virus easy ON GOOGLE?!?!

person 2:I DONT KNO-
person 1:your phone is gooning nah id dip
person 2:BRUH

by Lil_Drakenfyr December 23, 2025

Walmart Phone

A phone that is not an iPhone

Lee’s Walmart Phone fucked up the group chat

by Brmurp2 January 10, 2026

Satellite phone

that thing that will charge you 20$ for a 5 min phone call.

that satellite phone is draining my wallet!

by LTS Studio January 13, 2026

the 1800 phoneline

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the 1800 phoneline is mint.

by frankisdead April 29, 2003

spilled the phone

see spill the phone

"dude, careful ... you almost spilled the phone all over the place"

by Z December 1, 2003

Half-a-phone

Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.

Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday.

by Dan bob December 27, 2007

four function phone

A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).

A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.

by lilhill April 4, 2010