"Bro I bleached my hair, and it's all orange and blonde."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."
by percycat August 07, 2017
a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of
anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide
anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide
any normal person: hey do you want pizza
social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?
any normal person: absolute schmuck
social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?
any normal person: absolute schmuck
by luv4yoongi July 17, 2022
by bkrispies February 10, 2023
When you and your homie decide to tag team a chick but dont want your dicks to touch (not a fag) so you put the old pizza box between you guys
by Droide1738 February 04, 2022
When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.
Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.
by vinhloc September 07, 2014
A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them
by MewTheCat21 April 18, 2017