Rustwood Tree

A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.

Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"

by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 6, 2011

tree cage

The place where we could be vibin but you playing

Viber 1: yo do let’s hit up the tree cage

Viber 2: no man I’m playing

by Vanishing November 27, 2019

Mexican Tree War

A gang bang of chodes at once.

We should have a mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"

Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.

by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022

The tree fell down

What you want to say when you are saying that a specific tree fell down.

Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024