National Hit Someone Day

April 19th is National Hit Someone Day, it’s a day where you hit someone, whether it would be your Friend or even a random stranger.

John : *Hits Jack*
Jack : Why did you do that?
John : It’s National Hit Someone Day
Jack : No it’s not
John : Yes it is, check urbandictionary.com

by Byt0 May 26, 2018

National Bully Andrew Day

Every Friday you can be mean to anyone named Andrew

Hey Andrew
What?
It’s National Bully Andrew Day

Oh no

by Ashthefish321 January 24, 2020

National Bully Emma Day

November 27th, The day in which you bully anyone you know named Emma. And technically you can’t get in trouble because it’s National Bully Emma Day!

Emma: why are you so mean to me today?
Person 2: because it’s National Bully Emma Day

by NotAnActualGinger November 22, 2019

National Grab Tittie Day

On April 12, it's national grab tittie

Go up to a girl and just grab their tits, their are no consequences because it's national grab tittie day.

Squeeze em hold em it's national grab tittie day

by Big tittie May 25, 2018

national have sex day

A day you have sex with your partner or crush.

geroge: "its national have sex day wanna have sex sophia?"
sophia: "yes"

by panxkm October 8, 2020

National Best Friend Day

On March 20, thank your best friend for being a crack head and for all the stuff you have gone through, without them you wouldn't be yourself

Me: Oh wow thank you McKenzie, Ely and Aiden for being my best friends..

Then: say what now?

Me: it's national best friend day

by Chickentendiessoundgoodrn December 6, 2019

National piss kink day

Get your under wear out April 11th is on the way National piss kink day is on the way.

Person 1: It’s National piss kink day Person 2: What is that Person 1: it’s the day that we can piis anywhere!

by pisskinkdrawer May 10, 2021