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Mike

Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
Mike is the best man you’ll ever meet.
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
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Mike Jenner

by Mike Jenner November 24, 2021
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Gentle Mike

A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.
by Dax’s November 24, 2021
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Mike bosh

Honey have you seen the rent money

Aka mike bosh
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MIKE

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Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.
Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill
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Mike

Me: Share your name on instagram Mike!
Mike: nah I’m good
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