Michael Collins Lonely

Used to refer to extreme levels of loneliness.

Michael Collins the astronaut. He was one of the three persons aboard on Apollo 11 crew. The other two Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to walk on the moon, whilst Michael Collins was sitting in the command module alone. In fact, for 45 minutes, when he was on the other side of the moon which didn't face the Earth, he not only lost contact with NASA on Earth, but with both Armstrong and Aldrin, making him one of the loneliest person in human history.

Matt: I feel lonely this Valentine's Day.

Dave: You may be lonely, but not Michael Collins lonely.

Michael Collins Lonely by InternetHuman September 17, 2016

Michael Bishop 

A guy that will leave u over because of his sour attitude.If u dump him he will never forgive u and be pissed at u forever. He also a dumb, ugly, and stupid person. Also he don't stop talking about his ex. He also cries to u if u dump him, overall he is a no good loser

I hop I never find a Michael Bishop in my life.

Michael Bishop by The master definer May 27, 2016

michael hall 

There is not much of a man because 90% of him is his huge cock.

I'm afraid he has the "Michael Hall" condition, doctor. His cock is just too big.

michael hall by Truthsquared 719 August 14, 2017

michael kim 

A very attractive,rich, and has and has a plethora of chins. (usually 14) a person who would usually have a youtube channel or a twitch channel.

Yo this guy is Michael Kim! let me get your autograph!

michael kim by PsychoBoyMichael January 22, 2018

Michael Morris 

A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.

"Omg is that Michael Morris. Wow. This is the best day of my life"

Michael Morris by Tigbitties1600 June 16, 2018

Michael Jordan 

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018

Michael Jordan 

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.

John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.

Michael Jordan by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018