matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.
Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”
by baddielucygirl December 14, 2022
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Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit
by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019
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Matthew Arnold

Got a girlfriend but little does he know his big ginger friend has been expanding her pussy everytime he hits it.
Oh no Wyatt don’t do the Matthew Arnold;)
by Wiggy tight December 09, 2019
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Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.
I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022
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Matthew Copeland

Name to describe an in the closet homosexual pedophile. Also really weird and brings up talking points about the weather and how the day is going. The biggest Melvin on the planet.
Wow Matthew Copeland, I always thought he was gay.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 13, 2022
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Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)
Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”
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Sexy Matthew

a sexy beast of a little boy. playing baseball and fucking bitches left and right. he’s prolly chill but his face is the sexiest cutest thing ever
by meowmaster1234 March 20, 2024
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