Mustache March

Much like Black History month is to African Americans, the month of March pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.

Hey Rick check it out.

(Points to upper lip)

Just in time for Mustache March.

by BedfordSlims March 17, 2011

Muff March

In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.

Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.

by ilovemilo March 24, 2009

the march of the drunk penguins

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.

Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!

by Ptheillone January 29, 2009

melanin march

yes it’s a thing. it’s a month to celebrate non white folk. reparations.

not during melanin march???

by jeezalexis March 6, 2022

No Mestriq March (NMM)

No Mestriq March, or NMM, Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off because other girls aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true Girliness.

Hey, have you heard of No Mestriq March (NMM) ?
No, what's this?
NMM Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off

by gosho_kvadrata November 19, 2021

31 march

31 march innersloth will release airship map for among us.

31 march is a special day.

by Impostor (sus) March 21, 2021

Must Fap March

The month after No-Fap February where you can fap for ever... or at least until ass-lick april

I will participate in Must Fap March

by FATBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII December 2, 2018