A women that should be watching youth hockey and not pretending she can be the president of the united states.
by assem January 16, 2009
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Get the Ur Mom. mug.Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"
by Kelly April 8, 2003
Get the ur mom mug.An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.
Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.
Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.
by LogicLikeaBoss April 4, 2011
Get the Your Mom mug.1. a phrase used to answer a question when you do not know the answer or you don't feel like answering it.
2. a phrase that is used when you repeat what someone says; a comeback.
3. an annoying phrase used by schoolchildren
2. a phrase that is used when you repeat what someone says; a comeback.
3. an annoying phrase used by schoolchildren
1. KID 1: How many cups are there in a pint, again?
KID 2: Your mom.
2. KID 1: This movie is so perverted.
KID 2: Your mom's perverted.
3. If you say YOUR MOM one more time, I'm going to KILL YOU!
KID 2: Your mom.
2. KID 1: This movie is so perverted.
KID 2: Your mom's perverted.
3. If you say YOUR MOM one more time, I'm going to KILL YOU!
by Ablative 3 June 6, 2005
Get the your mom mug.Another mother that you bring with you to a party, event, or destination for when you want a break from your own motherly-duties.
Your best friend, who is also a mother, who watches out for your kid when you are otherwise indisposed.
Your best friend, who is also a mother, who watches out for your kid when you are otherwise indisposed.
I was chasing my five-year old daughter around the indoor waterpark but thankfully, my Wing Mom took over so I could hit the Tiki Bar.
As I was walking back from the port-o-potty at the park, I saw my Wing Mom pick my son up from the sandbox and remove him from the melee that had broken out among the three year olds.
As I was walking back from the port-o-potty at the park, I saw my Wing Mom pick my son up from the sandbox and remove him from the melee that had broken out among the three year olds.
by KFZMomma April 27, 2013
Get the Wing Mom mug.Angels Mom is the biggest slut you will ever find in the back of a walmart giving oral for 5 cents and sex for 10. she will do anything for even the the smallest dicks out there
by YomamaSweg April 26, 2014
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