Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Mike Gabriel

a mentally stable person

You're like the most Mike Gabriel person among my friends.

by kevin02899 September 24, 2022

Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020

Mike B

A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!

Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!

by Nichorn June 28, 2020

Mike Ross

The GOAT of Suits. A fraud.

Yo, you watch Suits right?
Yes, MIke Ross is the GOAT!

by skp_40_5 May 2, 2024

Mike Tyson

The act of tongue punching your partners fart box then biting on their clit until orgasm.

"Bro last night I Mike Tysoned Brit last night so hard that her clit bled!"

by Lord Memeitch October 12, 2020

The dirty mike

It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.

Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".

by #dirtymikeandtheboys June 8, 2020