Mike is a guy that everyone hates with a passion. He disrespects every person he knows and is know to be a generally terrible human being. Many people wish him dead. All he does is make Urban Dictionary entries of peoples names and floods the site with stuff like, "Jeremy, he is a fun loving guy that never cheats on his girlfriends, of which he has several." And so on and so forth. He consistently uses the term "Mike Drop" for every time he thinks he won an argument.
Person 1: "Dude, I am not gunna do this today, you can't just walk into my home and punch twenty holes in my drywa-"
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.
by Knightrhyme May 26, 2022

Mike the best
by Applebees200574 November 21, 2023

Someone who mismanages teir bad temper and speaks before they think hurting people they care deeply about and is very sorry and heartbroken because of the loss.
A coward; a dumbfuck
A coward; a dumbfuck
There he goes acting like a Mike again towards Chandra. I bet losing Chandra will make him rethink how he controls his anger. What a coward and a dumbfuck.
by "Jztkeepnit100" January 29, 2022

A common american name. So common, even more common then Jenny. Mike has around 513,580 people with the name and Jenny only 149,533. Step up you game Jenny. Mike is mike.
by A Gay Child February 14, 2022

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.
by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amazinau March 8, 2022
