by middle boob October 8, 2022
Get the lesbianmug. Joe: Yo I bet Victoria will go on a date with me.
Frank: No dude, she's a lesbian, she doesn't want you.
Frank: No dude, she's a lesbian, she doesn't want you.
by robertcaliforniaz December 26, 2021
Get the lesbianmug. a woman who experiences romance only with other women.
why? because women are beautiful and amazing and marry me zendaya
why? because women are beautiful and amazing and marry me zendaya
by ☆calipso☆ May 1, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. person: “i’m a lesbian”
girl: “but you’re non-binary? how can you be a lesbian if you’re non-binary?”
person: “it’s because i’m not a man and i don’t like men.”
girl: “that’s really simple!”
girl: “but you’re non-binary? how can you be a lesbian if you’re non-binary?”
person: “it’s because i’m not a man and i don’t like men.”
girl: “that’s really simple!”
by lookingforaudrey August 6, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug. by Lovely Lovely! November 23, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug. At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
Get the Lesbian sexmug.
Get the Lesbianmug.