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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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long ye

a filthy prisoner and drug addict who disappoints everyone in his life
girl: please stop smoking meth

boy: shut up im a long ye
by swagdude34 November 21, 2023
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long neck

“she got a long neck
by theredeyedpigeon December 24, 2021
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Long

(of a vowel or syllable) being the greater of the two used in complete lengths.
Yes, here is a sentence:
"The bird's long tail feathers caught wind, and it glided effortlessly over a distance in the air."
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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long bells

noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells

noun; big balls
my long bells are itchy...
by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025
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Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022
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