Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.

by Poopy Head #2 April 17, 2019

Leg End

Plural: Leg Ends

Slang term/spin on the word "Legend(s)" and carries the same meaning. Mainly used when referring to living/fictitious legends, past & present.

- You can't get much better than Thingamyjig, always top class. What a Leg End!!

- You have to admit, The Whojameflips are Leg Ends in their own lifetime

by Funkydunk April 21, 2019

Retard leg

Someone with retard legs

Tierney has retard legs

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019

Chanko Legs

The state of having eaten so much Chanko-nabe that, due to an over flowing stomach, it has begun to fill up your legs, leading to lethargy and an inability to eat an early lunch the next day.

Travis: More like, are we ready to start that early Lunch?

Eric: whoa, you know i got chanko legs this morning. Cants be pounding down a big lunch

by notemderock May 3, 2019

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

Pop-Leg Syndrome

Pop-Leg Syndrome is when you start an intense skateboarding session, however you just cant seem to Ollie right and get the pop you want from the tail end of the board.

Gemma : "Right guys, I'm going to work on my moving Ollie's over there."
Sam : Yeah go for it dude.
Bob : You can do it Friend
Inush : Hey Friend

5 minutes pass

Gemma : I just can seem to be getting any height on my Ollie's today, I don't know whats going on
Bob : We know whats wrong with you gem.
Sam : You got Pop-Leg Syndrome, few stretches will sort you right out.

by BENJAMINBODEL May 17, 2019