The Dip King is he with whom one should learn to dip. He knows all methods of dipping the finest of tobacco ranging from single lip, all the way to triple whammy. Although the Dip King may appear as an honorable position, there is more to it than meets the eye. To acquire said position, one must meet certain requirements: must have been dipping for at least six months, must have sucked off at least a combined twenty-three men at a gay parade, and must be an incredibly huge douche bag.
by Pseudonym9799 January 19, 2010
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by Rosie November 15, 2003
Get the burger king mug.a fella good in bed,and at makein dat paper. He Booker for short. his initals are triple B, B.B.B.
-he da man so he da Tripp King fa show
-he da man so he da Tripp King fa show
by Brian B. March 10, 2005
Get the Tripp King mug.A small county in Virginia full of rednecks, potheads and drunks. and alot of wangsters and wannabe gangsters. This is typically unsual and full of boringness, unless someone dies or there is some new drama. If you go to King William prepare for a lifetime of craziness and weed.
YOU! King william is so gaannnggstaaa mayne. Eyy you , yeah you kid, gett outta hur! no one likes a niqua.! ...D*** Redneck!!!!!!
by LExREx November 16, 2011
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"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008
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John: No kidding, I know how you feel! Let's go to da buffet now for another round!
John: No kidding, I know how you feel! Let's go to da buffet now for another round!
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