Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
Get the Free kick merchantmug. 
by DonkeyDick3126 June 9, 2016
Get the Donkey Kickmug. Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.
While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.
by BREEZEBANKZ August 31, 2021
Get the Kensington kick-standmug. When you throw a high kick to someone's jaw line or temple. And the blow renders them completely unconscious.
Jimmy was being such a fool last night I had to Krocop kick him in the head. And watch him twitch unconscious on the ground.
by Ricky Ray-londo October 21, 2017
Get the krocop kickmug.