Kevin

Doesn't hear shit

Kevin is stupid

by Fjsjfjffmdkdsa November 23, 2021

Kevin

Someone who although is annoying and painful to be around, You still are friends with him for some reason.

Kevin what the hell is wrong with you?

by Vauledfungus August 8, 2022

Kevin

the most hated guy alive. He is annoying and is most likely asian he gets no bitches

omg I don't want to date Kevin

by evert hervey October 13, 2022

Kevin-Chantal

A Kevin-Chantal, especially a second generation Kevin-Chantal, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. His parents love him and are very proud of him. He mostly fails to make you laugh but Kevin-Chantal is always there when you need him. He is very calm when he is not enjoying a fine glass of gsprütztä wissä. A Kevin-Chantal can talk to you for hours without saying anything with real substance. Kevin-Chantal can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal. He deeply cares about gsprütztä wissä and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A Kevin-Chantal loves passionately and once he has fallen for someone special, he would do anything and everything in his power to keep her/him. He always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special Weisswein in the world. There is never a dull moment with a Kevin-Chantal.

Girl 1: look at that guy over there, he is really enjoying that gsprützä wissä.
Girl 2: wow, that's a Kevin-Chantal right there, wish my bf was more like a Kevin-Chantal.

by MGring July 14, 2021

Kevin

He's a bitch and a straight mark and had no aura.

Kevin is a mark as bitch he's auraless

by idcfmkrmtl5 March 17, 2025

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Kevin

The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.

Class nerd (you): Omg, look at Kevin. He’s so ducking hot. He will never love me.

by Monna Appison November 4, 2023