I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n

Just what it says!
When your in an conversation/debate/feud /or just proving A point (TO WIN)

When in doubt....just say THAT!

Karen - “Do you like my new hair cut?? I molded it after Kate + Eight!!”

Annoyed Husband - “You look like a dick. I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n”
Karen - “...(unenthusiastic facial expression) “yea, well your penis is small.”

by imreene July 31, 2020

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".

Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 30, 2024

Just In Case Pussy

When a woman keeps her shit clean, fresh and tight, “just in case” she meets the man of her dreams so she don’t leave any stank on his hang low

KB was on the prowl looking for some man meat, so erry morning she washed, shaved and freshened up so she always had that Just in Case Pussy!

by Freakie14 January 24, 2020

it was just spaghetti-o's

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.

Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"

by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOI April 24, 2019

It’s just coke!

When ur mom is lying that there’s no alchohol in her drink

You:what’s that
Mom:it’s just coke!

by C00chi man March 6, 2021