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internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.
A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011
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internet trendoid

individual who is a basement dweller or shut-in of some sort who scouwers the internet for ways to be cool. usually ends up with plastic-lensed cameras and a fondness for james blake.
have you heard? chillwave is no longer just an internet trendoid genre.
by blairiair August 16, 2011
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Internet Fundamentals

A module in the course of study for a Diploma in Computer Studies in the '90s.
Became an inspiration for a song.
Line from Chorus
I.F. I.F. (internet fundamentals)
by myztically November 3, 2011
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interneteresting

a term used to describe someone who seems interesting on facebook/twitter/etc., but is much less attractive, witty, or wild in real life.
Dude, check out this girl I've been talking to, she always posts the most interesting videos and her pictures are sOoOo cool!

No way man, I met her at my friends party the other day. Total bore, homegirl is just interneteresting.
by taycolez February 6, 2012
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internet whore

The women men who use the internet to sell bodies, sex, escort, strippers and also internet dating where persons ply the dating sites seeking to be the same..escort, gold digger, daddy candy etc...
She was only on that dating site to prostitute herself as an internet whore.
by Budd Sticky July 27, 2013
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Internet Disbelief Syndrome

Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.
Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.

Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*

Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
by Genius.IComeAnon May 12, 2014
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Internet

Life's evil yet cherished twin brother that does everything better.
Person with a life: I just love the cool ocean breeze!

Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.

Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.

Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.

Person with a life: I have a job.

Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.

Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.

Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.

Person with a life: Mine's hot.

Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.

Person with a life: I actually touch mine.

Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.

Person with a life: Mine gives me head.

Internet addict: Every day.

Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
by Co-ral Grimes January 7, 2015
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