(internet) farm

1- A place collecting a certain group of people, or people who are willing to gossip about a certain topic. (e.g. Lolcow, Kiwifarms, 4chan, 8chan, etc.) Usually of which are offensive.

2- A website or area of the internet which helps you make money.

1- "This Lolcow.farm thread is such an (internet) farm! It's only attracting homophobes to talk about same-sex marriage laws."

2- "I found a (internet) farming website, and I've grinded 5 bitcoin overnight!"

by wormmmmmmm January 1, 2024

INTERNETALLY

The action of corresponding or sending correspondence through the internet.

I researched the topic internetally.

by Great Baldini August 22, 2025

Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.

Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?

by J brown. January 6, 2015

Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

by Nagi0e November 3, 2018

Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.

The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"

by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019