Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 07, 2022

super hat

MY WIF IS SUPER HAT OK

what is issys wif
IDK
ISSYS WIF IS SUPER HAT DUMBASS

by hat hat issy hat xx January 28, 2021

onion party hat

a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other

Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.

by Professor Bailey Smith January 20, 2022

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat September 10, 2017

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 17, 2022

Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.

Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.

by Finger4444 December 30, 2018